All About Shrek

Shrek Quotes

Shrek:

Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table.

Donkey:

Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest.

Donkey:

Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns, this would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!

Shrek:

You think maybe he's compensating for something?